“Put on the red light”

I offer the traditional 'girlfriend experience'. You may have seen this abbreviated somewhere before as 'GFE'. This means I slob about wearing tracksuit bottoms, demand you take the rubbish out and nag you for 30 minutes while you watch the football....

I don't really!

I have decided against listing a whole menu of things we can do together in our date, as I am a woman, not a robot. Hopefully by now you will have come to the conclusion that you will get more than a knee squeeze or two!

Before the start of our date, I will have spent a long time languishing and relaxing in the bath, preening myself so I am immaculately presented for our rendezvous, and I will expect the same high level of cleanliness from you too. I always have a bubble bath run, ready for you to have a quick 'sheep dip' in, if you are coming to me from work. It's pretty obvious that if you make the effort, then so shall I.....

Everyone is different and every situation is different, so I wouldn't rule most things out. However, I will say that men's bottoms are a place that I boldly went where no woman went before (actually, that's not STRICTLY true) and I got Scotty to beam me up! Translation – It does nothing for me!

I am very easy going, so please just ask if you would like to explore anything with me. I can always say no.. or YES, YES YES!!!