“Recommended at the price. Insatiable in appetite. Wanna try? “
Well, hello friend! Pull up a chair and stay awhile! My name is Hannah Gold and I shake you warmly by your virtual hand....
Firstly, let me say that it's hard to big yourself up without sounding like a self indulgent idiot, but here goes....
Well, I am a flirty, adventurous, alternative, warm and charming young lady based in the RG1 part of Reading. I am extremely tactile, fun to be with 100% English lady with big, sparkling blue eyes, long, pink hair (yes, PINK!) ample bosom and large, perfectly round bottom! As I am a big and beautiful, tall and soft bodied lady, it would be fair to say that I would suit gentlemen who appreciate to be entertained by a more 'voluptuous' figure, as I certainly am NOT a petite lady! Most people comment on how pretty I am and that i am a lot nicer in the flesh, which certainly is a compliment!
I really enjoy what I do for a job and wouldn't do anything else now. I mean - getting paid to have fun with fantastic people is pretty cool! I understand that coming to
see a lady like me for the first time must be pretty nerve-racking, but please don't be nervous. I am very, very easy to get along with, kind, compassionate and respectful of people. I am an absolutely terrible flirt and adore taking the lead and guiding you.... I can guarantee that within minutes of meeting me, all your worries will evaporate as we embrace.....
I absolutely adore music which is always playing in the background. Bands like Led Zep, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, ELP, Muse, Radiohead, Gong, Marillion, Deep Purple…. Yes, yes, before you ask – I WAS picked on at school for being the 'uncool' kid! I am also a painter and sculptor, and adore writing and learning about architecture and history. Oh yes, and I LOVE cooking! Perhaps you could come round and sample some of my culinary delights one day??
A non smoker, my flat is a gorgeous, sweet smelling little, artistic palace! I am certainly NOT a goody two shoes though, as I do enjoy sharing a nice chilled bottle of white with you...
I am very feminine and girly in appearance, I never wear trousers or jeans, preferring pretty dresses and skirts. I always wear very pretty makeup and take the utmost pride in my personal appearance and hygiene. My dress sense is definitely NOT conservative, but if I come to your hotel then you can be assured that I will fit in perfectly with how you would like me to appear.
I like to entertain anyone who is clean, friendly and retains a gentleman's demeanor at all times. I detest any form of social discrimination, so if you are a gentleman of 'colour', then please feel free to contact me! Black, white, thin, fat, blue, yellow, pink with polka dots!! I have been very lucky to have seen some wonderful gentlemen in my time who behaved charmingly, in all creeds or colour. I do NOT entertain ignorance.